why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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