why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Tough crowd tonight...

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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WNBA

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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The WNBA

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