- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What comes after 69? 70

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

Obama lin Baden.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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