- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

dyslexics of the world untie!

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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