What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What can make you pee? Liquid

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Jayden Eccles

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

I dont have a girlfriend

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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