- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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