Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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You idiot.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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My name is Harry.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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