What's round and orangey? An orange.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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