Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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