- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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