What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Thats what she said

they told me not to write here but i did

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

pull my finger (farts)

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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