- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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