- Anti Joke

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

Why was Edgar sad at the swimming pool? Edgar had been taking swimming lessons for a few weeks, on a tuesday-thursday basis, and was not learning how to swim as well as he would have liked. His instructer, Ms. Herpina was also very rude and generally disrespectful to Edgar. As a result of him seeing the lack of progress, and his dislike of his teacher, one day he quit going to his lessons and went to the local Dairy Queen instead with his girlfriend, Susie. Little did he know, his mother had also gone out to buy him DairyQueen, as a celebration to him becoming better at swimming. When she saw him at Dairy Queen, she was very angry at her son, who had lied to her about going to that days' lesson, and had also lied to her about not having a girlfriend. After his mom told his girlfriend that they couldn't date, she took a distraught Edgar to their small apartment. Edgar had always hated this apartment, ever since the first day they moved in as a result from the lack of money to afford a nicer area. After his older brother David stole all that money from his mother to buy drugs a few years back, his life hasn't been the same. His mother was forced to move into an apartment with few luxories, and Edgar was constantly jealous of his friends at school, especially Jason, the dark haired boy who always bragged about how good he was at his PSP games. Edgar only wanted happiness for at least a little while, but was quickly forced back to the pool. He was embarassed at the fact that he couldn't swim, and all the popular girls at the pool were making fun of him. It had been a rough life for Edgar, and he was still only seven years of age. This, my child, is why Edgar was sad at the swimming pool.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

womens rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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