Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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So I was walking down the road today

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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womens rights

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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