- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Cancer.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

balls

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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