whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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