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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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