What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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