- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

What do you call a Jew A Jew

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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