- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Latvia isn't a joke

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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