- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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