Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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