Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Wanker

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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