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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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