Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A Mormon walks into a bar.

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