- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

to get to the other side.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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