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Obama walks into a hospital....

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

what do you call your mama at the gas station

c-? men, C-men

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

How come anti jokes r funny

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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