A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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