Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Jellybeans

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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