An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Major League Soccer

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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