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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

How do you make a car? You build it.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

I was once a hamster.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Poop.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Guess what? Bananas

Where's my tractor?

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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