"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Refrigerator

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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