- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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