What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Christianity

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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