- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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