Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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