Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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BIG PENIS

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Coldpaly is a good band

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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