- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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