- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

roses are red violets are blue

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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