I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Stealth baseballs record

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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