How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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