Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Black people

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im gay

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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sadf

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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