- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

whats your budget like? a budget.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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