Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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An Artic Storm.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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