silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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Anti Joke

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