Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Feminism.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Your Mother

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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feminine literature

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Punching a baby

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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