Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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