two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Feminism.

feminine literature

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Your Mother

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Punching a baby

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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