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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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