- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Punching a baby

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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