what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Anti Joke

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