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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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