Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Knock knock come in.

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Your face is hilarious.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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