- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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