- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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