- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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