guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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