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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Potato!

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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