- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

to get to the other side.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

copy me and i will kill you

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

why is pie good. because it just is.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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