Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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im gey

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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have safe sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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