Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Compton

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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