- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

this is not a drill.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

im gey

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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