- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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