A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Dogs

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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woman's rights

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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