Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Jokes Ki Duniya

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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