Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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