What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Illumati Confirmed

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Life

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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