- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Women's Rights

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What is white and long? A New York winter

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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