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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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