- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

why is pie good. because it just is.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

The truth is he loves her!!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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