Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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my mind's eye?

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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