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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

I like colin but not as much as apple

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

John Cena

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

I like touching my boobs

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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