An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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