- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Men

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??