- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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