- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Men

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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