Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Im black

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Your face

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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