- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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