Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Internet Explorer

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VAL SUCKS

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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