- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

The truth is he loves her!!

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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