why am I writing this...im bored

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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