- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

they told me not to write here but i did

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

How High is a Chinese man

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

If i open this door you can go trough it

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

I like touching my boobs

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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