What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Hello

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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learn the ropes?

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Buzi vagy!

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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