- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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