what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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feminine literature

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Feminism.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Your Mother

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Anti Joke

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