- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Punching a baby

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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