Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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