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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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