A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A French man gets into a fight

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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