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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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