- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What did Washington say to California? WC

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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