What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

say cheese

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

no pun intended

A black student graduated High School

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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