- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

69...you know how awkward this is now...

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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