- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like apples? Yes

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

My mum is called Steve

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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