- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black student graduated High School

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

i found waldo.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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