death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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THE GAME

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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