A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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www.xnxx.com

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What's a joke? Funny

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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