Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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