- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What's two plus two? Window

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Wright flyer

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Womens rights

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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