Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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