- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Once upon a time, The end.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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