a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

women sports....

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Cleveland winning something

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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