- Anti Joke

Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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