your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Women's Rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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potatoes

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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