How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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