- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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