- Anti Joke

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Alex Gedrose.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Good afternoon.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Alex Gedrose.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Good afternoon.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter