- Anti Joke

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

EGGPLANT

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Sam Hengal.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool