- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

BIG PENIS

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Adam Chebali has no life

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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