- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

That's illegal What? Your mom

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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