Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Whats green? The color green.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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