everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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HEY!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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