- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

I like the color potato.

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