- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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