- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

I'm so full I could stop eating.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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