- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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