Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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