- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

A shark ate your mom

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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