- Anti Joke

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why is the ground wet It rained

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.