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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Roses are red.

KOOKABURRA

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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