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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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