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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

how did the man die he didnt

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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