mental kid

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

ecks! why zee?

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

poop

its funny cuz i laughed!

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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