- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Here come the elephants over the hill!

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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